Willie Uili Nomaaea Tribute

I JUST STARTED WORKING WITH UNCLE AND THE BOYS AT THE MGM TOWERS....SINCE I WAS NEW TO THE TRADE I HAD TO WORK WITH UNCLE WILLIE CUZ HE MADE ME A JOURNEYMAN AND HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO WORK WITH ANYBODY ELSE CUZ THEY MIGHT FIND OUT THAT I WAS NEW....ANYWAYS THE BOYS TOLD ME THAT YOU BETTER HUSTLE IF YOU'RE GOING TO WORK WITH DAD....SO UNCLE TELLS ME TO GO AND MAKE THIS CUT FOR ME ON THE WET SAW...I COME BACK WITH THE CUT AND HE SAYS TO ME..."DID YOU MAKE THE CUT I TOLD YOU TO MAKE FOR ME?" I TOLD HIM YES AND GAVE HIM THE TILE....SO HE LOOKS AT IT AND SAYS, "THIS ISN'T THE CUT I GAVE U TO MAKE FOR ME!!" U KNOW HOW HE GETS WHEN HE GETS MAD....SO HE TELLS ME TO GO AND MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE....SO I GRAB THE NEW TILE FROM HIM AND TURN TO GO MAKE A CUT.....SO AS I TURN TO WALK TO MAKE A CUT, A TILE FLIES RIGHT AT ME AND HITS ME ON MY BACK....I WAS LIKE OH, I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL ON ME....BUT WHEN I LOOKED BACK IT WAS UNCLE WILLIE THAT THRU THE TILE AT ME....THAT'S WHEN I WENT TO WILLIE JR AND ASKED HIM IF I COULD WORK WITH HIM...HE LAUGHED AND I BEGGED HIM TO WORK WITH HIM....DAD IS TOOO MEAN...BUT U KNOW UNCLE WIL ALWAYS WANTED THINGS DONE THE RIGHT WAY AND I THANK HIM FOR THE JOB HE HAS GIVEN TO ME AND FOR SHOWING ME THE TRADE....ALSO TO THE BOYS, VICO, WIL AND VA'A...GOOD LOOKING OUT....LOVE YOU UNCLE AND MISSING YOU....YOUR NEPHEW, SKIVI

There were four guys on a plane; a boyscout, the pope, the President of the United States and the smartest samoan. The plane was getting ready to crash and the smartest samoan said, "There are four of us on the plane and there are only three parachutes, and since I'm the world's smartest samoan I have to take one so he takes one and jumps off the plane. The President says since I'm the President of the US I need to take one so he takes one and jumps off the plane. The pope looks at the last parachute and says to the boyscout,"Since you have a long life ahead of you, you go ahead and take the last one." The boyscout looked at the pope and said, "We can both have one." The pope looked a little puzzled and said, "but I thought there were only three parachutes." The boyscout said to the pope, "There are only three but the world's smartest samoan just took off with my back pack." LOL! Good Times! Good Times!