There were four guys on a plane; a boyscout, the pope, the President of the United States and the smartest samoan. The plane was getting ready to crash and the smartest samoan said, "There are four of us on the plane and there are only three parachutes, and since I'm the world's smartest samoan I have to take one so he takes one and jumps off the plane. The President says since I'm the President of the US I need to take one so he takes one and jumps off the plane. The pope looks at the last parachute and says to the boyscout,"Since you have a long life ahead of you, you go ahead and take the last one." The boyscout looked at the pope and said, "We can both have one." The pope looked a little puzzled and said, "but I thought there were only three parachutes." The boyscout said to the pope, "There are only three but the world's smartest samoan just took off with my back pack." LOL! Good Times! Good Times!
One of Dad's infamous jokes....
rose_nomaaea Mar 09, 2009